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- Martin, you go with me!
- But I don't want to!
- Only Father Christmas cares about what you want! (c)
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- So, dare I ask you why you've bought your boyfriend a stuffed sheep?
- He is not my boyfriend.
- Look... fine, your partner.
- He is certainly not my partner.
- What is he then?
- He is... a man I know.
- Right, well then ... why you bought your man you know a sheep?
- Oh, didn't you know?... he's got a sort of phobia about them.
- So you've gone in a great deal of trouble and expence to get the worst birthday present you can imagine?
- Exactly. Isn't it perfect?.. (c)